Ever troll the internet and wonder how some people hear the world? You know - sometimes people who write expressions that either don't use real words... or do, but they aren't actually the words that normally go into the expression?
Some examples I've seen recently and my personal interpretations:
"I had just been in to get my new hair due..."
yup, it was really time to get that haircut
"My husband has such holy underwear"
It's so venerated that it would be impossible to consider throwing it out
(ok, that one was probably on purpose)
(in support of something previously said on a message board) "here! here!"
Me!! Me!! I'm the one agreeing with you!
"The causes of low back pain have tended to be illusive"
Figure out why your back hurts and you might feel inspired