- "The chapter committees meet at the desacration of the committee chairman"
- "We have to deal seriously with this offense as a detergent to others"
- "His ex-wife recieved a decease and desist order"
- "He's a self-defacating person - that's why I admire him so much"
- "please, someone stop that incestuous pounding!"
- "They raised a great human cry"
- "A fool and his money are some party"
As Richard Lederer says in his book: "These [...] malapropsims are not prefabrications. They are not pigments of the imagination."